I want to pay tribute to Sir Lancelot. We owe him a great debt. It is not just his deed that we’ll never forget. It’s his courage. His compassion. His unselfish heart.He was the most noble knight I’ll ever know. He gave his life for all of us.

(Source: castiol, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

(via afullgrownteenwizkid)

heydayna:

This one time someone asked me, “Hey do you know this girl named Dayna? You look kind of alike. Are you sisters?”

Yes. We just have the same name.

(via asvprock)